Here’s a fictional and lighthearted dialogue between Wayne Gretzky and Donald Trump, imagining a humorous scenario where they discuss the idea of a “51st state” and governorship.
Wayne Gretzky: So, Donald, you’re telling me there’s a push to make a 51st state? That’s pretty ambitious, even for you. Where are we talking about?
Donald Trump: Wayne, listen, I’ve had the best ideas—really terrific ideas—about the 51st state. Some people are saying it should be Canada. Can you imagine that? Canada as the 51st state!
Wayne Gretzky: [chuckles] Canada? I’m not sure my fellow Canadians would go for that. We like our hockey, our maple syrup, and our healthcare just the way they are.
Donald Trump: Believe me, Wayne, it would be a beautiful partnership. Tremendous. I mean, you’re already halfway there with the shared border and all. And you could be the governor! The Great One as the Governor of the Great State of Canada. Has a nice ring, doesn’t it?
Wayne Gretzky: Governor? Donald, I’ve spent my life on the ice, not in politics. I think I’d be better off coaching the Edmonton Oilers again than running a state.
Donald Trump: Wayne, you’re selling yourself short. You’re a winner. Winners win, whether it’s hockey or politics. I see a big campaign: “Make Canada Great Again.”
Wayne Gretzky: [laughs] I think Canada’s doing pretty great already, Donald. Besides, I’d have to give up my Tim Hortons coffee runs, and I’m not sure that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Donald Trump: We’ll bring Tim Hortons to every corner of the state. I’ll make a deal—it’s what I do. Believe me, the best deal. We’ll keep all the hockey teams, too. The NHL would love it. Imagine the ratings for “State Rivalry Night”!
Wayne Gretzky: You’ve got quite the imagination, Donald. But if you want my advice, I’d say stick to the business deals. Running a state—or a country—isn’t as simple as skating around a rink.
Donald Trump: Wayne, you’ve got the vision. I see it. You’re just being humble. But okay, if you’re not interested, maybe I’ll call Sidney Crosby. You know, I hear he’s pretty popular too.
Wayne Gretzky: [grinning] Sid’s a good guy, but don’t be surprised if he’s just as hesitant. Canadians love their hockey, but politics? That’s a different game altogether.
Donald Trump: Well, Wayne, you’re missing out, but I respect it. Just remember, if you ever change your mind, the governorship is yours. Think it over—tremendous opportunity.
Wayne Gretzky: I’ll keep it in mind, Donald. For now, I think I’ll stick to hockey. But good luck with the 51st state. Just don’t forget to keep a rink in the governor’s mansion.
Donald Trump: Done! A skating rink, gold-plated, the best rink you’ve ever seen. Believe me, Wayne, you’d love it.
Wayne Gretzky: [laughs] I’ll take your word for it.
Both remain firmly in their lanes, with Gretzky sticking to hockey and Trump continuing to pitch his big ideas.